Shapleplumped

Flabbergasted

- I was shapleplumped when I reached into my pocket and couldn't find the keys.

by Ultimaker January 8, 2017

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

Shwapple

A drinking game involving a tennis (Shwap) ball and a group of people standing in a circle. You must hold your drink in your dominant hand and you bounce the ball to each other in attempt to make your opponents bobble or drop the ball. Each time you make an error, you must drink. If Person A bounces the ball to Person B, and Person B makes a catch using another part of their body other than their hand, then Person A must chug the rest of his or her drink and everybody else chants, "Shwapple" repeatedly. #Shwapple

Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system

"Hey Bro... are you trying to go to that Shwapmeet later?"

"Got Shwap?"

"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"

"Let's play Shwapple."

by anonymous April 29, 2013

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

shappens

combination of shit happens

most commonly used with B-UNIT members

Erika: we're so gonna get run over one day
Daniela: shappens

by Nigga fro November 29, 2006

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007