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Shannontology

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A radical new movement sweeping the bible belt town of Abbotsford, BC Canada in which Shannon has started a new religion. While slow to start followers have come into possesion of lawn gnomes and 20$ bills as a result of worshipping shannontology.
Hello my fellow Shannontologist!
Praise Shannontology Alalala Ohlololo
by Ewan McGreggor April 21, 2007
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Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.
If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.
by Smammon January 15, 2022
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Shannononon

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A ugly child that lives under a rock
You are a Shannononon with no life
by Pewpew boom boom June 6, 2017
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The swantonmom

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Its when you are totally like beating your meat, and you stick your dick in her mouth and jizz down her throat. You then punch her in the stomach making her almost puke. Before she pukes from all the jizz and punching, and throw her to the ground. And then backflip, and land on her stomach, making her puke with all force right back onto her face. you then cuntpunt her, take all her money and leave. ( never calling her again )
So yeuh boii i was like on da streetzz pickin up some mad cush stacks, and then i saw this bitch tits, and she was all like. Yo homie to the shizz nigger, wanna nice blow job?" and then i was like "sure bitch tits, and then the swantonmom her. and took her money"
by g star raw zz GGGG lololol. 69 October 11, 2008
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When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020
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Shannonisms

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Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020
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ShannonCon

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A liberal with unrealistic and unreasonable thoughts on politics
She's a real ShannonCon thinking socialism is the future of America.
by Sparx67 September 16, 2020
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