A person (usually a male, but not always) that persists in keeping company with "ladies of the evening" ie: whores, trollups,skags,sluts etc. This person has an appetite for extremely used women and has no fear of possible STD's or birth protection. In fact, this individual likes skanks so much, he would just as soon stand in line behind 20 guys just to tear a piece off and not think twice.Motivation for this kind of individual include the smeared lipstick, rat's nest hair, ripped hosiery (in the crotch) her smoking during sex,bruises on her arms and cheap rates.
Ted:Have you seen Al lately? Man he's been avoiding us like the plague.
Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.
Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!
Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.
Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.
Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.
Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!
Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.
Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.
by Dr. Snapper April 3, 2009
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Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
by Phauxed September 21, 2009
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Get the Shankadoodle mug.Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.
by Prunar October 16, 2009
Get the shankapotamus mug.any female that goes to bishop shanahan in downingtown. they've usually been banged once or twice and have no self conscious.
Noah: Hey Jensen, do you know who that creepy girl is?
Jensen: Yeah, that's Emma. She's one of those shannahoes.
Emma: I deepthroat sour patch kids and love boys with alcohol.
Jensen: Yeah, that's Emma. She's one of those shannahoes.
Emma: I deepthroat sour patch kids and love boys with alcohol.
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Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.
by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008
Get the shankaphobia mug.A shanahoe is a commonly used name to describe the girls that attend Bishop Shanahan High School. If you ever say this to a Shanahan kid, they will either laugh at you or punch you in the face. However, most of the girls that do attend Shanahan are not shanahoes, for it is just a name made up by the public school kids that are just jealous of the rich girls. The other girls that go to Shanahan that are not what you describe as a shanahoe are either religious freaks, band kids, or they’re actually somewhat normal. The girls that do fit the definition of a shanahoe normally go to parties with alcohol or smoking and they’re either on the cheer team or the lacrosse team. If you walk into the school bathroom in the morning all you will get is the strong waft of mango juul pods and you’ll know that a shanahoe is present. Shanahan girls have to wear an extremely short and ugly green skirt everyday, and if you don’t pull up your socks or your tights have holes in them then you immediately get demerits. The short skirt is usually what throws people off to call all of the girls at Shanahan shanahoes, even though we can’t control how short our skirt is because the uniform store makes them that way.
Person 1: Wow she is such a shanahoe.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I don’t know, all the Shanahan girls just annoy me for some reason. Maybe it’s because they dress so revealing.
Person 2: You know, she can’t control what she wears to school, because it’s a uniform.
Person 1: I know but she just looks ridiculous.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I don’t know, all the Shanahan girls just annoy me for some reason. Maybe it’s because they dress so revealing.
Person 2: You know, she can’t control what she wears to school, because it’s a uniform.
Person 1: I know but she just looks ridiculous.
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