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Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
by NampleSack April 4, 2010
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shamp

It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.
"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski
by doctord February 7, 2015
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shamped

Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.
"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
by shamped king March 13, 2009
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shamps

Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 20, 2008
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Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?
by TheRatchet June 11, 2009
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Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.
My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.
by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020
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Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025
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