Shower of Shame

The shower one must take after a horrific experience.

Examples:

Failed, yet valiant, attempt at trying to make it home before shitting yourself; Horrible break-up; Rick-Rolled; Watching 2Girls1Cup; Etcetera, etcetera

Usage:

John: " I didn't make it home last night...it was horrible man, I had shit everywhere."

Steve: "Looks like someone had to take the Shower of Shame!"

by booty bandits August 16, 2012

cone of shame

The plastic cone-shaped protective collar that a veterinarian puts on a dog or cat to prevent them from licking or pawing at an area of their body while it's healing from an injury or surgery. Also referred to as an Elizabethan collar (or e-collar), because of its similarity to the collars worn in Elizabethan dress.

Sherpa isn't enjoying being with the other dogs at the dog park today. You can tell he's embarrassed wearing the cone of shame that the vet put on him after his injury.

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

Roll of shame

A method of self-spotting while bench pressing. The bar is allowed to fall to your chest, at which point you roll it down your torso until low enough that you can sit up.

I tried pushing max reps on my work set and ended up doing the roll of shame.

by Darvon December 19, 2011

scamgelical

The evangelicals who hold enormous sermons but care more about lining their own pockets rather than helping the poor. They promise their that the road to heaven is through donating to them.

Scamgelicals such as Copeland, Osteen and others fleece millions from their poor sheep and promise them heaven. Camp Meeting runs a religious Ponzi scheme by promising that for every dollar donated they'll end up receiving up to ten dollars in return.

by jbcoops May 3, 2023

crown of shame

When a man is bald on top yet he lets his hair grow on the sides instead of just shaving the whole thing.

Mary would go out with Bob if he would just shave that crown of shame.

by KevinHandren March 15, 2015

stall shame

The act of remaining in the stall long after the flush when someone else has entered the restroom, because that person does not wish anyone to associate them with the actions and/or smell which occurred there.

Experiencing some serious stall shame, Longwith sat quietly on the shitter, hoping that the other person would hurry up with the hand washing and leave.

by David 2008 June 17, 2007

Shame Brag

For when you have done something so shameful but can't stop telling people about it that it almost seems like you're bragging.

"Ok this may be a bit of a shame brag but last night I got so drunk I lost my wallet, phone, ipod, friends, self-respect and woke up in a bin with no shoes on."

OR

"I felt so creepy when I made out with that teenager last night."
"No need to shame brag about that to everyone."

by fin32 August 31, 2013