The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

by the original shartman January 11, 2009

shattmandu

the word shattmandu, a hybrid, is obtained from Kathmandu and outdoors clothing label(for no reason at all) and william shattner(a emotion described similarly as shattered).

that dude was shattmandu wen we told him his omlete was done Portuguese style

by darryharry December 23, 2008

shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

shakifan

A person who is a die-hard fan of the Latin Goddess Shakira. A ShakiFan has the ability to start singing a song in English, continue singing it in Spanish, and then finish the song in French or Arabic or any other language that Shakira can speak. ShakiFans can bellydance to any song, and will get frustrated if you say things like "Shakira is not a rocker" or "She is pregnant again!". Regardless of their nationality, all ShakiFans are half Colombian, and their prior linguistic interest is Spanish.

Person I: I am a hudge fan of Shakira, I love her so much!
Person II: I am not a fan of hers, I am a SHAKIFAN!

by Queen ShakiFan May 23, 2017

shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house

by the original shartman January 30, 2008

shatman

The highly-underrated, sadly misunderstood, less-well-known stand-in for the popular super-hero, Batman. Shatman, dressed in a toilet tissue cape was conspicuous by the plunger hanging from his utility belt, and led his civilian life as an innocuous, janitor with tourettes syndrome, horn rimmed glasses and voyeuristic tendencies named "Floyd Furpkin". The writers for the comic series used weak plots and suggestive themes and the general public was not amused with such episodes as "exploding toilet mayhem" and "exlax world submission" and thus the series was cancelled in it's first season, relegating Shatman sadly to a lifetime of widely acclaimed obscurity.

SHATMANNNN... da-da-da-da-da-da-da... SHATMANNN... da-da-da-da-da-da-da... SHATMANNN!

by Frank Klaune November 30, 2003