Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

Adrienne Shafer

She got them beaver teeth, she loves Connor Kilbarger meaning she has competition with Ally Lee. She is SO QUIRKY and her hair is nice tho not gonna lie.

Adrienne Shafer : AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH
Kortney Dewitt : MY WIFEYYYYYYYY

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 14, 2015

Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 5, 2019

Shafer from MG

Small penis despite belief of other entries that make him believe he has a large penis.

Wow that penis looked like Shafer from MG.

by cassidy17 August 5, 2010

ramsey shafer

a fucking god that gets more pussy than carl wheezer

dam ramsey shafer u got pussy

by mr wheezer November 30, 2018

angel paige shafer

a midget who always be looking cute asf even tho she don’t think so and she lowkey abusive

angel paige shafer: i’m not cute
me: yessss you is
angel paige shafer: lol imma slap u now

by Lit fam yo May 11, 2020