wang scabbard

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.

Your mom is a total wang scabbard.

by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010

The Shabbat Effect

Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they can’t turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch

Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**

Mendel: Why’d you just hesitate to turn on the lights?

Joseph: It’s the Shabbat effect.

by 809 May 6, 2019

shadbar

From the ancient Greek for "cigarette whore".

Beware the shadbar as they suck dry your purse.

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Shabbadeniah

Something that is shocking or you're wowed by

*boy sees peng girl*
Boy: Shabbadeniah
Friend: For Reaaaaal

by t._brxwnskxn July 25, 2016

Shabbat shit crazy

A person who is both Jewish and batshit crazy. May also apply to events and objects.

Jimmy is totally Shabbat shit crazy.

by Kramaus July 25, 2019

shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.

the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH

by some jew February 9, 2008

Shabbir

funny as hell, an awesome friend, a great singer, known for making people smile when they are sad

Shabbir is my favorite person in the whole world, I love him.

by Heather March 4, 2004