shalacking

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

by tibore September 20, 2008

shalacked

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

Shalack

To take a massive dump.

I'm gonna go shalack it.

by Pseudonymous bugbosch June 19, 2017

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed

Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers

by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

Shazback

Someone who thinks is a know it all, arrogant, cocky son-of-a, that has no life whatsoever and wants to put people down by forcing his beliefs of the Gaia theory on others. Doesn't have a life, his worst features are his ears, but I would say his eyes also because he is blinded by himself and can't hear others opinions, so that's one reason why he cannot find a girlfriend that can tolerate what he says and his pizza face either. Ew. Also a SAD disease. Very.

Shazback: OMG LIK UR SUCH AN IDIOT CUZ YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN MAH GAIA THEORY CUZ YOU ARE WRONG AND IM RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO DIE CUZ I'M THE RULER OF THE WORLD AND I KNOW ALL AND I LOVE TO POINT FINGERS!
Innocent person: Oh. Sure. You're a Shazback. I knew this was coming.
*breaks finger and take it away for lab experiments*
*lab finds out that a Shazback is also a disease that mind alters people into thinking he/she's God, or Bush, but Bush thinks he's God so whatever*
Innocent person: WE NEED TO KILL SHAZBACK!
*Gets acid and throws on Shazback*
Voldemort: NO! I love him too much! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
*kills innocent person*
*Shazback becomes a dark evil spirit*
Shazback: OH VOLDY, THANK YOU! BUT IM THE MIGHTY ONE SO YOU MUST DIE!
Harry Potter: NO! YOU NEED TO DIE!
*harry throws curse and miraculosly kills Voldemort, Bush, and many other evil politicians, religious closed minded jerks, terrorists, The Dursleys, Snape, and many other evil people that should have never stepped foot of Earth, but not Shazback*
Shazback: HAHAAH SEE HARRY?
*Shazback possesses Harry Potter and he gets the disease and he dies*
Shazback: MWAHAHAHA
*Ghosty throws Gaia theory book at Shazback*
*Shazback dies*
Ghosty: Can't I have some piece and quiet here? Man even after death I am being bothered. Nobody understands that I need some private time with my GF Rosa yeah she is da BOMB woot!
Rosa: Aww Ghosty!
*Rosa gives L'oreal cream for Ghosty*
Tessy: Oh! SO ROMANTIC!
Rosa: HOw did you end up here?
Tessy: Erm. All of you are in my house. What a MESS! Ew. Now my house STINKS of pizza and infectuos yellow filling pimples! Urgh. Why am I the one left with all the work to clean up the mess... Of course, thanks to Shazback...
Rosa: At least, we know the ending of Harry Potter 7 now.
*Rosa and Tessy get hyper*
Tessy: Too bad Harry dies. We was just trying to erase evil in this world.
*Tessy and Rosa cries*
Oh well. Back to life now.
*Rosa kisses Ghosty*
Tessy: Erm. Get a room now will ya?

*World is a perfect place*

Tessy: Yay! Now I do not need to worry about the Gaia theory anymore! NO MORE SHAZBACK! :D

by Haha. January 19, 2005

Shalackuation

When a team finds themselves in a situation of being shalacked.

Wow, who would have thought that this team would be in this type of Shalackuation.

by shaggy001 January 8, 2010

Shabaccon

Shabaccon is a word that means very AWKwaRd
u may also say it when ur badly surprised .

Me to the teacher: hey mom whens the test ?
Friend to me: Awww DUDE THT WAS SHABACCON.
2nd ex: guy 1: ur cat is DEAD D:
Guy 2: AWW CRAP THIS IS SHABACCON !!!

by ghostofkats August 11, 2012