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exponent

1. The little numbers to the right of the big numbers. Change the entire equation.

2. Also known as the reason many fail math.
1. 55^12839758974609

2. Student 1: Dude, did you take that math test?

Student 2: yeah, but I totally failed because it had exponents.
by teaistasty October 22, 2011
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Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.
Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
by YAWA March 5, 2020
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EXPONENTIAL FAIL

Noun

1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.

A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.

Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.

It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:

Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
by Ariovistus July 14, 2010
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Exponential Chili

Chili that is always better the second day.
Person 1: Lisa, your chili today is even better than the day you made it!

Lisa: I know, it is exponential chili.
by A-Haron January 7, 2010
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Exponential

A Concept that the rate of growth is increasing, and the rate that the rate of growth is increasing is increasing. Word comes from "exponent" which is when the exponent rises, the base increases but more and more each time, making a graph that will eventually appear to be completely vertical on any scaled graph.
"The growth of the number of covid cases in 2020 was almost exponential; there was more and more cases every day."
by thats math March 1, 2022
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exponentially

Though in mathematics and in formal use, "exponentially" describes something which is growing and whose rate of growth is accelerating, in casual use the word is bastardized and is simply a generic intensifier. See also: "literally."
"Dude, I am exponentially high right now."
by tp217 March 8, 2021
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