sexpect

The act of expecting sex on a first date or sometime early in a relationship or date

Diane was telling me about her blind date last night. He was sexpecting something great from her but he was ugly as shit so she didn't give him any.

by Janice Feet May 21, 2006

Sexpectations

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.

by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

Sexpectancy

The amount of time a person will date somebody before sleeping with them

"I Was only with michelle for 4 hours before we fucked, she has a low sexpectancy"

by BariusScotus October 14, 2008

sexpecting

Verb; expecting sex.

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.

by KarliPenney May 20, 2008

Sexpected

To expect or predict a sexual act.

Sally sexpected that Joe would bang her friday night.

by Bobby<3er March 14, 2009

Sexpectator

What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.

Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.

by Jusmerod July 17, 2007

sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.

Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!

by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008