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Sew-tard

A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.
"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"
by Samuel Dickstein June 11, 2006
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sew your wild oats

to have sex with as many people, enojy life, and have fun before settling down
"i need to sew my wild oats" or " go and sew your wild oats"
by issababy January 29, 2009
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sew me a flag

When it is believed by one of the parties in a conversation or brainstorming that everyone has reached a consensus on a topic and therefore they all can move to the next phase. The hope is that everyone will say it eventually to indicate their personal commitment ('sew me') to the decisions that have been agreed to ('a flag'). It was purportedly first used in 1776 by George Washington to Betsy Ross to get that whole flag project going. Popularized again in 2011 by musical improv team Mansical with their performance 'Flag' at a New York improv festival (youtube - phrase is used at 2:12). It is most effective when used with the 'Betsy Ross' lead-in as shown in the example, but the generic version is more typically heard in business settings.
Betsy Ross!! Sew me a flag!!!!
by Crazytown Industries February 1, 2014
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sew it up

sew up your pussy and be a man. from LSU lacrosse
pussy: im afraid i might get hurt.

badass: damn dude, you need to sew it up and be a man
by frediopolis July 11, 2006
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Sew Job

The act in which a male puts his penis under the needle of a sewing machine ; And aggressively stomps on the pedal of the machine.
"Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a sew job last night. Good thing there was thread in the machine, I already got the stitches."
by Ryans Godlike May 15, 2009
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sew fawnseh

when something is so fancy, you cannot even english.
the Corvette C4 is SEW FAWNSEH
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sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.
Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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