Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Settling in

When you move into a new house, you eat, shit in the new toilet, and wank all at the same time to become accustomed to your new surroundings.

Hey dude, hows the new place have you been settling in well?

by jjh927 September 13, 2020

Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.

John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.

by Kmp73 January 1, 2010

Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

Seedy Settings

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

cd settings

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

by Venomous bop October 26, 2019