sequencer

A software or hardware musical tool that allows you to lay down a sequence of notes over a series of measure(s).

It's commonly abused in conjunction with an arpeggiator by the musically uneducated.

Unclean fool: d00d u hav 2 see wut i jus made in FL studio!

Me: It's not just the same three chords arpeggiated over and over in the sequencer in 4/4 time is it? Please don't tell me the rhythm is just a bass drum playing pure quarter notes!

Unlcean fool: ...huh? maybe... :(

by lilwangster July 9, 2011

sequeira

man who has sex with small animals

"dudeee he really sequeira'd that squirrel"

by Soma-lian May 15, 2007

Sequentialism

The philosophy that all things commit to a natural order, that human effort is often fruitless in its attempt to replace this order with one of its own.

A wise man once told me that he was a devoted follower of sequentialism.

by The_Discombobulator February 23, 2010

sequestration

Another Right Winged attempt to drive fear in the stock market after The Fiscal Cliff Fear failed.

After 2 months of uninterrupted stock market bliss, The Lawful Evil Right Wingers are going to do their best to strike fear in the American People by getting on TV and pushing The Sequestration.

by That R0nald! February 18, 2013

gender sequential

Gender sequential. A being whose gender changes in a sequential order according to the gender of the person they are currently shagging. If they shack up with a female, the being becomes male; if they shack up with a male, they become female.

If a new gender arises, it is placed at the bottom of the sequential order of genders, and the sequential gender being would follow suit. Example: if partner = male, being = female; if partner = female, being = x; if partner = x, being = male.

Name? tinkee
Age? age is just a number in the face of love
Occupation? love
Gender? gender sequential
Life goals? you

by tinkee1656 August 8, 2015

sequencer

Someone who uses a music program (Noteworthy Composer, Anvil Studio, etc) to recreate music by ear in MIDI format. Usually taken from video games, movies, or general theme songs.

"Dude, I just found a MIDI of the Ghostbusters theme."
"Heh, I know the sequencer who made that."

by BB48 October 26, 2005

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010