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septipenis

A dildo that you can find in only septic tanks.
Dammit found another septipenis yesterday.
by For my name isn't name July 10, 2017
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septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.
Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"
by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014
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septiceye sam

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.
septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.
by pugsarethebest2000 January 3, 2017
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sextile

1 (adj.) Any item of clothing that is figure flattering and entices the opposite sex is a sextile.

2 (n) An individual who is versatile in the practice of sex. The best practitioners are usually sensual, creative, and experienced.
1. She put on her best sextile for her date with Michael. She knew he would find it difficult to maintain his composure when she wore her lucky dress.

2. He is the best sextile ever! I can never pass up an invite to sleep with him.
by RavishingRuby April 14, 2008
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Sceptile

A super cool dude that is bald
Person 1:FRIKIN GYARADOS IM BALD
Person 2:you can still become a sceptile
by HandsomeDragon8 September 4, 2022
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Sextile

To drive away your college roommate so that you can take sexy pictures for your long-distance significant other.
Sorry bro but i'm gonna have to sextile you, bae is getting horny and I need to send her some sexy pics
by Poopydiharrea123 August 11, 2016
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Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.
Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”
by Quaffle King January 4, 2021
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