Drone Separation Anxiety

The horrible feeling you get when:
1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.

I left my micro drones at work and now, I'm having drone separation anxiety!

by Correction January 24, 2019

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Time Lord Separation Anxiety

n. The anxiety or depression that happens when a favorite Doctor on the popular BBC Show: Doctor Who, regenerates into a different actor. This syndrome can lead to a temporary hatred of the Doctor that replaces the old one in said regeneration. Although the the effects can pass quickly, or be prolonged, the victim of TLSA will eventually come around.

"Why did Vanessa seem so sad and was cursing David Tennant's name?
"Oh, she's going through Time Lord Separation Anxiety."

by HCAnimeLover May 29, 2013

Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.

Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

by Zrock76 June 21, 2011

primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed April 22, 2016

Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.

I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c

by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023