Shmoisht

Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist

That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!

by Pen15land September 18, 2014

semisemi

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.

I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.

by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017

Semosis

The act of transferring skill sets through repeated semen exposure

Airplane is going down we need a pilot!!

I’ve had some semosis with a pilot. I’ll take a crack at landing this bird

by Dinostis May 9, 2019

Semist

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.

mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!

by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021

Semisi

A really cute guy that is smart minded but is very shy around girls he is very very atracttive and will hive anybody a second chance

Semisi is awesome

by Samantha higgens June 4, 2018

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005