seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.

Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.

by justjen February 5, 2015

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Selsexual

A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez

I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez

by pinsy November 2, 2018

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Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.

"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."

by Meredith T. December 24, 2008

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The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

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I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

by sayfromage May 18, 2014

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