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SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"
by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
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Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.
by Preachers August 24, 2010
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selmon

Selmon ein alter Krieger der Antike
by LabbadiaXBL January 4, 2017
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seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.
Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.
by Sean Re December 20, 2004
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SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.
"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"
by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008
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Seamonk

A really really cool person commonly known for everything to be known for.
"lol, nice seamonk"
"Seamonk is so cool"
by goat mcgoats April 17, 2007
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vaginal seamonkies

The definition of the strange creatures that live inside SPAngie's vaginal region. You can find her displacing them all over the floor in Swiftirc
OMG Angie is displacing here vaginal seamonkies on the floor again :O
by RSBawjaws February 19, 2011
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