Selfidence

When you're a bit to lazy/high to say "Self Confidence" and you say "Selfidence."

Joey - "Man, I feel like I don't matter anymore."

Ana - "You just need some more Selfidence!"

by BlueJay Gin March 10, 2018

selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!

by the one and only Jx April 24, 2014

selfiecide

Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.

Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).

"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."

"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."

by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016

Selfficient

The state or quality of being selfish and efficient at the same time. A person who is able to make others do or remember things for them, effectively reducing or eliminating that persons effort in doing the work.

That guy is so selfficient that he got a promotion without doing any work!

by ChuckTSI April 18, 2016

Selficient

adj. Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies

Trisha: Robin is so selficient
Bobby: Damn right girl, even Nathan looks good in the photo

by SharmaAndShawarma March 4, 2016

sexficiency

described as the extent to which time, effort or cost is well used for sexual purposes.

"We only have 10 minutes until I have to leave so we are going to have to be sexficient!"

"Wow, that robe is super short and easy to take off fast. Talk about sexficiency!"

by sexyoatmeal February 5, 2014

selfiecide

The social security person's hope for millennials.

A good selfiecide may get you that coveted Darwin Award.

by safu March 27, 2017