Seecaptionphrenia

sea-cap-SHAWN-free-knee-uh.

when a person or animal has a disease or disorder which forces them to view funny, witty-smartass, or sarcastic captions in everything (they do) and everyone they see.

Son: "Daddy, I see captions....they're everywhere....WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! CAN'T THEY SEE THEY'RE FUNNY??"

Father: "Son, I think you've got Seecaptionphrenia...."

by Himmelle July 3, 2011

Seelam

Seelam is the last name given only to the warriors of the world. If you ever meet a Seelam, treat them with respect. It is easy to find a Seelam, as they are very handsome, tall, and Indian. If you disrespect a Seelam it'll come back to you in the future, you may lose everything you have. There has been no found weakness to Seelams as they are considered the greatest warriors of India.

Damn he looks strong, he must be a Seelam.

by Sivkee October 14, 2022

Seeyam

A human fleshlight of Bangladeshi origin; a "daddy's bitch".

Damn, that Bangladeshi is such a Seeyam.

by I Am The Mayor February 26, 2019

Sexcampagne

The action of going around your who town and having sex with everyone

That would suck to only be living in a town of one and have a sexcampagne

by shardmuff May 25, 2011

Secamuah

(seck-uh-muaw) -Another way of saying suck on this.

Hey Brooke, secamuah yeah?

by secamuahplease July 15, 2011

Seeham

The most beautiful princess alive today. A wonderful person who's full of love and devotion. Any man would be lucky to have her as a wife.

Wow, she's damn near perfect, she must be Seeham.

by Aéquitas September 26, 2018

Seeham

The most beautiful princess alive. She's perfect, loving, sweet, kind and caring. The one who deserves a special man who makes her happy.

She's damn near perfect, must be Seeham.

by Aéquitas September 26, 2018