securetary

The former security person on staff that now just routes information to and from a third party after your company has outsourced all of its security to them.

I used to do incident response, but since bringing Vendor X onboard, I am just a securetary.

by Nobody_Cares_What_I_Say September 1, 2021

secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.

A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.

by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022

Securitate

Romanian secret police force (1948-1989). History's most brutal secret police. Notorious for their role in the oppressive regime, spying and engaging the people in spying on each other, torture, extrajudicial arrest and imprisonments. Brutally killed Indiscriminately.

* "he's reporting to the Securitate."
* "She tried to defect but the Securitate were waiting at the border."
* "The Securitate gave them 10 hour long x-rays."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Señoritard

Señoritard - they are forgetful and they drive trucks for a living. Señoritard is derived from the podcast “we mean well” with Jarch and Lu. It has been adapted as men aren’t typically called señoritas so the new name for male/men is Señoritard. The use of the word can be used in many ways to describe a male that is forgetful, does/says stupid things and has low energy majority of the time.

Hey Wiki, don’t put that there, you Señoritard!

by Wiki pye March 31, 2024

securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.

Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!

by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024