second hand stoner

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.

person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.

by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007

Second-Hand Embarassment

To be embarassed for someone else.

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

by Melodious10 February 16, 2009

Second-Hand Embarrassment

When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.

"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."

Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

second hand smoker

A co-worker who doesn't smoke but goes outside with the real smokers to talk.

"I don't need a light, I'm just a second hand smoker."

by Dan Lacy May 4, 2007

second hand embarrassment

what i feel when i watch the weird oversexualized daddy povs on tiktok

noah becks tiktoks give me second hand embarrassment

by frogtoaster July 17, 2020

Second-Hand Pipe

The act of kissing a girl after she has recently given someone oral sex. most common at highschool parties.

"You hear about that party this weekend? My boy D Money kissed some chick 45 minutes after she gave Jamal head. It was a tragic case of Second-Hand Pipe"

by xRbN09xd2009 August 12, 2009