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seat belt save 

When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.
" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."
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seat belt safty 

when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!
Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty
seat belt safty by Penguin69 February 22, 2009

polka dot seat belt 

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.
I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

seat-belted 

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals
When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.
seat-belted by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

seat belting 

When a girl had a seat belt or a bag strap diagonally across her chest in between the breasts, further enhancing how big their tits look.
"Hey Fez, check out that girl seat belting over there.. I'd like to latch on the them huge chebs and milk the shit out of them"
seat belting by Top Botty June 13, 2014

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

Seatbelting 

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.
“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
Seatbelting by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021