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The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel
by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
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Yori Saneyoshi

The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.
Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.

Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.
by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013
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Seaned

When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.
This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.
by BallisticEng August 22, 2011
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Sanela

A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.

Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.

Boy#1: Woah....O:
by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011
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gnome sane

How many 29 year-old record company executives operate out of their mom's trailer? Gnome sane...
by James Lahey June 4, 2004
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Sceaner

The word for the rising population of Mexicans and the Scene stereotype. When combining the two words one comes to the product, "Sceaner", a Beaner, who is scene. Scene, which is possibly one of the most fucking stupid, cancerous, retarded things on this planet known to man is now, somehow genetically mutating to form with people with Hispanic descent.
Was once a common disease amongst the Caucasian and Asian population it has, unfortunately, jumped again.
*Scans the body head to toe.*

*Teased black hair, Raccoon'd blonde streaks, with other hot vibrant colored streaks, over done eye liner and shadow, (Color scheme should look really dumb with the person's dark brownish skin), cheap, off brand clothing from the Good Will, Target and Walmart. Last but not least, a small child's backpack, with such children's shows like, Dora the Explorer, Spiderman, Batman, ect. ect. *

Viewer: "Dear god... are you listening to what she's saying? Everything she says is really god damn fucking stupid. Plus you can't even understand the bitch because of her accent"

Viewer 2: "Yes, I know, shes a Sceaner."
by Darkshiv February 25, 2011
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saneh

sexiest hottest person on this earth - you wont find anyone more hotter!!
what a saneh!!!!!
by jcnanc March 20, 2022
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