seagull administration 

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.

Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.

seagull administration by Duckbutt November 27, 2005

Seagull Management 

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

Seagull Management by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Taran-Seagull

Fat seagulls coming to steal your food and money

That bloody taran-seagull, tried to rob me.

Taran-Seagull by Taranbae definer.........EOI December 20, 2016

seagull manager 

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.

seagull manager by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Seagull 

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

Seagull by jcb1218* November 28, 2013

Seagull Boss 

This is a boss that flys in from a remote location, squaks allot, craps on everyone and leaves.

Man, I don't want to work for Fred, I heard he's a Seagull Boss!

Seagull Boss by Too-Hottie January 14, 2012

Filthy seagull 

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.

I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.

Filthy seagull by cockneydevil August 15, 2008