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swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.
Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.
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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022
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Scroggles

The placing of ones scrunions (ball sack) onto the eyes of a consenting partner.
James lowered his scrunions over Janes eyes, hence giving her a goggled view of his ball sack, which can be referred to as Scroggles.
by dyavoll October 15, 2010
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scroggles

Scrotum goggles; to stretch one's scrotum out with both hands and pull down over the eyes of an unsuspecting victim who is sleeping and wake them up and force them to take a bewildered view through your veil of veins.
Jones fell asleep at the party and since the heat and humidity where just right we decided to dress him with scroggles. It was awesome!
by Blessure grave November 22, 2010
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shwoggles

Goggles with water in them, and it ticks you off.
Man you got some mad shwoggles.
by Pete/Sarah September 8, 2005
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Swoggletron

A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.
Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."
by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018
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Scroggle

An innocent person who is immature at heart. They need not look very cute BUT there's always something about them that makes you find them cute. They are quite dopey and often somewhat eccentric and socially awkward, but unaware that they are.
She turned round to show him her crotchet cactus, he laughed and thought 'what a scroggle!'
by Pareep May 13, 2022
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