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slurring your thoughts

Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010
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Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009
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Bunny scurrying

The process of scattering bunnies from an area or small circular hole.
Can also be made sexual and violent.
"Hey smelly do you want to go Bunny scurrying?" "yeah sure I'm up for that!"
damn i lost the game ooooooooooooooaa
by Ted mcminn March 29, 2008
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beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.
"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."
by dave March 28, 2003
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scurrying

The use of a small furry rodent to stimulate the anus.
Would you like to try scurrying the gerbil before he dies.
by Martin Judas Carter January 20, 2003
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scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.
I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.
by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009
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Scurging

Shoving objects into your belly fat/rolls
When you scurging at that party every one lost it.
by Okay_then.bye December 31, 2016
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