scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Scrumpy Gill

A bit a lad who can’t keep his hands off his Ladies’ apples ;)

That man Roman is a bit of a “scrumpy Gill” if u ask me.

by Heisenberg96 December 18, 2019

Scrumbly

Unorganized,unkempt looking,dirty or messy in apperance

the man's unshaven beard and wrinkly clothes made him look scrumbly

by George Bouton January 13, 2008

Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

scrumple

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

scrumplorious

Something that is gloriously scrumptious

When I tasted her chocolate cake with ganache I thought it was beyond delicious. Scrumplorious, gloriously scrumptious, was the only way to adequately describe it, as the heavens opened up and God himself smiled upon me as I basked in its glorious scrumptiousness.

by Wheathead November 29, 2017