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Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
by poobrainer September 16, 2010
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Scrumbelina

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.
Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....
by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016
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Scrumbiddle

I ain't eatin' no scrumbiddle!
by kramdizzle August 17, 2011
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scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.
(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.
by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007
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Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is
Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble
by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020
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scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.
Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time
by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020
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Scrumble

A rumbling in your scrotum
Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.
by Lord Shmekel November 17, 2011
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