scrunchie

an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together

he’s wearing my scrunchie, what a vsco boyfriend🤩

by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

Scronch

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scraunch

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.

That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.

by Big D$ August 20, 2008

Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Scrunch

Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.

Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.

by HDJ2016 May 14, 2016

Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

by Top Square January 25, 2019