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Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009
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Scrotorboat

So I lifted his peen, and gave him a scrotorboat, that'll teach him for motorboating me!
by stuffoo January 25, 2009
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Scrotor

The scrotor is a miserable and pitied creature. It is not liked by anyone and the scariest part is there may be more than one. The scrotor can be easily identified by it's love for flexing. The scrotor takes off it's shirt and flexes with one arm when it is scared, sad, happy, lonely or bored.
That scrotor is a punk ass bitch, always flexin but where's the muscle?
by TheJ0ker May 15, 2005
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Scrotodermis

The dirty layer of dead moist skin built up on the scrotum from not cleaning.
Since I haven't been able to shower I've had to deal with the scrotodermis.
by Smich sptal & kirny kibro June 27, 2015
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Scrotorious

The Visigoth and Ostragoth tribes, in a time of great strife and suffering defined themselves on the basis of a yearly competition in which they would have gladiator matches where one could only use their scrotum as weaponry. The winner of these competitions became famous, and coveted by women and men everywhere, he was scrotorious.
Scro, Scro, Scro, Scrotorious.
by Armour September 28, 2004
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Scrotorhome

Was once an RV but now acts as permanent housing for scrotes. Or as defined by Dripster's Dictionary as a house on wheels infested by rodents. Often broken down on the side of the road or parked in Walmart parking lots.
Can't park that scrotorhome here! My scrotorhome was raided by the cops!
by T W Bort June 15, 2024
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Scrotosecond

The amount of time that getting kicked in the scrotum is pleasurable.
I walked into the party, noticed it was all men inside, and it took me precisely one scrotosecond to dip, searching for greener pastures.
by Scroteus Maximus March 14, 2025
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