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Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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scrotodynamics

The study and application of the physics behind the action, use, and movement of the scrotum. A new and hopefully fast spreading application of science to be used in the aid of both athletic and non athletic use. Made up by Torbjorn at Pennsic 38
"Dude, why you walking like that?"
"I just got a new cup, the scrotodynamics were wrong and it chafed."
"Bummer."

or

"Due to scrotodynamics, we now know that you have to receive a vasectomy if you want to remain able to walk Mr. Bob"
by Zoharthefighter August 25, 2009
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Scrotious

Scro-ti-ous;

From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.

Definition;

Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.

A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.

A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.

The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;

Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!

The meal was scrotious!

Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
by Antiddote August 5, 2011
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scrotin

Primary usage (literal): The literal meaning of the word scrotin (to scrote) is the act of grabbing ones nutsack, but without any nuts, just straight scrotum.
Secondary usage (most popular): see, hyphy, thizzlamic, gig, crunk (but only if you have to, I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen that "Sweet 16" when that bitch-ass white kid is saying "crunk"? Let it go, its time has passed for god's sake).
Terciary usage: see. scrape, fight, luchar
1. "Father Jennings what are you doing?"
"oh Timmy im just holding my scrotum!"
"weee let me scrote in the pew with you father!"

2. "gettin fuckin thizzlamic in this biatch we be skrate scrotin yadiddafeelme? any yall be finnna scrote right nzow? no? fuck all yall square ass tick ass marks." and "yeah you fine bitch, but can you srote?"

3. "dude, some nortenos just showed up outside!"
"why aint yall let us in?"
"oh shit they be finnna scrote!"
by macassi January 2, 2006
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scroton

The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.
"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."
by gobsmite December 20, 2007
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Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.
Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009
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scrotinuity

when your balls are itching in such a fashion that you drop everything, including your pants, regardless of the situation, and scratch them.
Lewis was chatting up some babes at the beach when he got scrotinuity and dropped his pants and itched his glory in front of them.
by smo katinny May 14, 2009
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