Scropen

To open, as a beer bottle, with one's scrotum.

Can you scropen this?

by Shopliftre May 30, 2015

scrifen

A piece of something. Most commonly something awful.

Jay Cutler is paid entirely too much money to play like doo-doo scrifens every Sunday.

by Swatterblotterz13 December 30, 2016

Scoofender

Noun. A fictional invention of anything you can imagine something to be

Man I need to scoofender this idea so fast to be a famous inventor.

Man I came up with a scoofender of an idea

by 571T April 8, 2025