Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

scrotissery

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum

i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery

by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006

scrotisserie

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.

I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.

by Taisen July 23, 2015

Scottism

A book of collected words or phrases spoken by someone named Scott.

Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly

They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally

That's another scottism

Oh it's another one, add it to the book.

He's said another one, add it to the scottism book

That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms

by Avery brixton October 28, 2019

Scrotium Phosphate

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.

“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”

by Bishop The Saint October 18, 2023

scrotiemcboogerballs

the book that no one can get through the first page without throwing up.

while reading scrotiemcboogerballs, i was eating a sandwich, and threw up all over it.

by cmarie93 April 12, 2010

Scoutism

A religion that believes that one of the playable characters in TF2, Scout. Is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with TF2 Scout.

(I'm sorry.)

Friends: What's your religion?

Me: Scoutism..
Friends: What the fuck is Scoutism?

Me: Scout has saved us all...

by scout the maggot. July 30, 2017