Scritch

To scratch an itch. (Verb)

"Sorry, I just had to scritch"

by angel8 April 18, 2006

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)

"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"

by amanda March 26, 2005

Scritches

Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves

Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches

by Sciraldo December 7, 2010

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl November 14, 2007

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 20, 2005

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 June 13, 2007