Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

scrumches

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

by De Jesus July 25, 2007

Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022