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[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal
Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.
by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008
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Scritch

To scratch an itch. (Verb)
"Sorry, I just had to scritch"
by angel8 May 1, 2006
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scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.
Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.
by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014
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scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)
"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
by amanda March 26, 2005
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scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
by G-girl December 9, 2007
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scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch
"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"
by Knieko January 19, 2005
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scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.
Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!
by Garth1 July 8, 2007
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