Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

cussing scripture

when people falsely doubt what is objectively true.

The people were cussing scripture to scandalize the historical black’s accomplishments.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

the devil quotes scripture

Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse

Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture

by Sextasy April 12, 2015

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

glass sculpture

a bong or a piece. mainly used for cannabis consumption.

"my, what a fine glass sculpture you've got there!"

by maaaarshuuuuh October 28, 2008

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004