schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Scronking

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse

I love to perform scronking with my love partner

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

cranking dingers

Verb and Noun that can mean whatever you want. Mostly associated with drinking alcohol

Eg. Last night i was drinking a beer. AKA: I was cranking a dinger last night.

We were drinking all night. AKA We were cranking dingers all night

by I Crank Dingers June 3, 2011

scrawming

To rummage. To scramble.

I was scrawming all through the bushes to find your ball.
Stop scrawming all over the flower bed.
Scrawming all over the place

by cornz January 8, 2009