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fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012
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strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
by iak sakkath October 24, 2009
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the ol’ scrambola

Slang term straight outta the fifties for getting out of somewhere very quickly, as in leaving the scene of a crime or a mischievous deed.
Well we’d better do the ol’ scrambola unless you want to spend the night in jail!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
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fall scramble

The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.

The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".
On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...
by jeru411 October 19, 2008
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Scramblette

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.
by Line cook April 15, 2011
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scrambled beg on toast

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast
by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017
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