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slowned

To slowly be owned by someone or something.
"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."
by Ed Crane July 1, 2005
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Sowned

Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.
"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"
by dave card May 21, 2004
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Sconed

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
by MK friends May 26, 2021
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sowned

the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.
'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'
by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007
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Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing
bro im so sconned right now
by sassysasbear October 8, 2020
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Snowned

1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.
1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!
by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008
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Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
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