Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
Get the Scooted the Meat mug.The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.
by Umadbroski July 10, 2010
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New Zealand/Australian term. Past tense of shout. Meaning to have bought something for someone else with no gain to oneself (expect the expectation that they'll do the same for you sometime in the future).
I went out on the town with my friend Dave. He had no money so I shouted him a few beers.
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I shouted a keg to celebrate my promotion and invited all my friends.
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I shouted a keg to celebrate my promotion and invited all my friends.
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Verb-past tense "scotted"
To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.
Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.
Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
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