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counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.
"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."
by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017
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bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4
*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn
by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020
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Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
by gannucard November 28, 2015
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Scrounging

British slang for obtaining goods and services without having to pay for them. The word can be used in two rather different ways:
1 If it is for personal advantage then the word has certain negative implications, that the person doing the

scrounging is not wholly trustworthy;
2 If it is to further a project at work or to obtain goods, materials or money for a charity then there can be a certain

amount of admiration.
1 “I see Jan’s mumping drinks again.”

“What a scrounging old fart she is.”
2 “How did you get the job finished so quickly?

“Johnny went out scrounging and brought back some brand new 2 x 1 someone had dumped in a skip.”
by AKACroatalin March 15, 2019
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Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.
Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
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pixel counting

The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work.
Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pixel counting.
by DJ Akay July 10, 2007
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