Scotty-don't

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.

(N.) Man, you are such a Scotty-don't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.

by Scott K. Davis Jr. January 1, 2009

Scotty Don't Know

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them

Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.

by rizzzle May 28, 2015

Scotty too hottie

He is amazing, outgoing, intelligent, and OMG, he is so FINE! He's gentle, kind, and coragous. He is strong and a great lover and friend. Loves to tinker with auto machanics and buy and sell vehicles.

body hottie scotty too hottie

by Kisses of an Angel February 19, 2010

Scotty Turner Syndrome

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.

Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

by Willywillyboy126969 December 13, 2021

scotty toes

spreading out your toes

everyone do scotty toes now

by donqueen January 21, 2021

scotty the snotty

scotty the snotty is also known as scott miner, a very disterbed, down synderome boy.

Hey look its scotty the snotty, out to get rejected again!

by Awesomeness 90210 February 18, 2010

SCOTTY TOO HOTTY

a former member of toocool, was wwe tag champions with rikishi, and called the worm

toocool member scotty too hotty

by nick November 1, 2008