Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

Scotched

When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.

Pat just scotched you so so hard

Ahhh Brendan just got scotched

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.

Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.

by jackfitz August 19, 2008

Scotcher

someone who stabs people who are autistic

Oh shit he a Scotcher

by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018