Scoots

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

scoots

awful, bad, etc.

That layout is scoots!

by chickendrop August 11, 2008

Scoots

A strange creature who's thought processes rarely coincide with those of everyone else. Very distinct personalities, but behaviors can range from somewhat caring friend to inconsiderate asshole to lazy bum. All Scootses are fond of the phrase "I's bigger, I's meaner, and I's stronger," and they tend to believe themselves to be more yolked than all but one person, although that person can vary from Scoots to Scoots.

No, Scoots, you would not make a good librarian, you're too damn loud!

by Mornin23 August 16, 2018

Scoots

Another term for having diarrhea.

"My buddy just texted me and said he's got the scoots so he can't go with us"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Scoots Mcgoots

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.

"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.

by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Scoots T-hom

1)(adjective)A guy who is extremely sexy and/or has a nice ass.

2)(noun)The hottest boarder guy out there.

1)Oh my god! He has a scoots t-hom ass!
2)Oh my god! It IS Scoots T-hom!(wets pants)

by Aisha reppin E-town whoo! December 5, 2003

lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020