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Scoots

A strange creature who's thought processes rarely coincide with those of everyone else. Very distinct personalities, but behaviors can range from somewhat caring friend to inconsiderate asshole to lazy bum. All Scootses are fond of the phrase "I's bigger, I's meaner, and I's stronger," and they tend to believe themselves to be more yolked than all but one person, although that person can vary from Scoots to Scoots.

No, Scoots, you would not make a good librarian, you're too damn loud!

by Mornin23 August 16, 2018