Scoonier

The word Scoonier can be used to describe many different types of people. The most common use of the word scoonier is to describe someone who is so bad at something they are doing and they demonstrate how bad they are. The other meanings of scoonier can describe someone that is extremely stupid, lame, weak, and petty. The word scoonier can also be used as a substitute for the word "noob"

"You damn scoonier..."
"That dude is a scoonier"
"Can you stop being a scoonier"

by PuntYourPayments June 23, 2017

booty scootie

When a dog sits down and drags its butt along the ground.

Eww, Pluto's doing the booty scootie on the new Berber carpet!

by Valigarmander July 10, 2011

scootie

A child that is between the stages of crawling and walking. This usually results in scooting around on the floor. These youngsters may earn the nickname of Scootie.

Scootie is the best little sister ever. I can't wait until she can play with me.

by Lolo July 8, 2006

Scootie Puff Junior

A hairstyle that girls sport where the bangs are pinned straight back and then that hair is puffed up in front.

Her scootie puff junior was the biggest I had ever seen.

by Scoops22 January 19, 2006

scootie

A slang term referring to a girls vagina.

I am gonna go out to the bar and get some scootie.

Damn girl, that smells...wash your scootie.

by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008

Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.

(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”

by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018

Scootie Roo

The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power.

"Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo."
"Right, right.."

by Tadow December 19, 2005