schlick

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Scoliosdick

When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.

"I always get her in the same eye, I got a bad case of scoliosdick"

by Babysnacks December 20, 2011

schlid

A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.

A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!

by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015

schlinin

Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.

Did ya see that!? Jerk Chiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!

by The Kirkle March 9, 2018

Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

by Tim Clayton March 28, 2007

scolinomia

A disorder categorized by outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable condescending statements. The malice perpetuated by the disorder is usually matched by an equal ability to mask symptoms from those whom are unfamiliar with its pathophysiology.

Jeff's scolinomia took a group discussion hostage when he began taking well veiled verbal shots at each person in the room. He managed to order Laura to make him a sandwich without her realizing it whatsoever.

by leavethatwhereitis January 16, 2010

scalie

Scalie is a word used to describe the non fur side of the furry culture.
The creatures usually have scales. creatures may include:
dragons, snakes, dinosaurs and many others

that is one hot scalie picture

Is he a scalie or what?

by bug me not December 12, 2008