ScoMo

The act of performing aggressive analingus to a prolapsed anus, usually involving insertive tongue to a detached rectum and primarily occurring following a prolonged anal fisting session between two or more adults.

“After Gary was done with wearing me like a puppet, he ScoMo’d my pink sock for another hour until it retreated back inside me.”

by BeefTrifle December 22, 2019

ScoMo

Australia’s current prime minister

A man who’s handshake was rightfully refused by a firefighter.

Scomo: “stay in school, and stop protesting about climate change; it’s not like it’s gonna impact us”
Also Scomo: “you know what? Imma take my children out of school to go to Hawaii, while there’s a shit load of bushfires most likely caused by climate change, in the country I’m supposed to be leading.”

by Phenomena_Brother-Pete January 14, 2020

scomo

When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??

by 29gts11 January 17, 2020

Scomo

A person in charge who leaves things to others when a difficult or emergency situation arises.

Shit was going really tits up at work this week so I Scomo’d off to a tropical island for some R&R and let someone else sort it out.

by Desirager12 December 17, 2019

Scomo

A person who lacks leadership, accepts no responsibility, and takes credit for other people's work.

Nickname of the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison.

It was a total Scomo: we dropped the ball, denied the problem, had no plan, cut the budgets, and stood in the way; but then we grabbed the credit for "getting it done". "SCOMO!"

by Quiet Australian December 21, 2019

Scomo

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.

I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!

by aukad January 6, 2020

Scomo

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.

by Ms Meow January 6, 2020